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@Graeme_
all i can say is, i did it and you don't want to be the cunt who's rude,
i found the best thing you can do is don't read from the speech, use it as a bullet point sheet and have a rough idea of where your going, it makes it more flowing and more natural,
also don't bring down anyone in the speech bar the groom or mutual friends of you and the groom as then you know your on safe ground.
start with a compliment saying how nice the wedding is etc, joke or two, then somethign heart felt, the big joke, and close on a toast, mine was something like this
'bit about ceromy and that looking nice
first joke was something like when i first me the groom, we where made to sit next to each other in year 7, i remember back then thinking, who's this joker? unfortunatly he whouln't go away so we had to become friends,
bit about how i know them together and how nice they are. etc etc
main joke was ' when we where in about year 9, walking acorss the old uni carpark in town we found a whole bag of porn mags, the holy grail of porn, way before the internet was in boob city as it is now. and we took them mags and examined them, we where the kings of the playground for a whole week, now obviously this collection was dumped buy someone who was getting married, so i hope the groom has returned the magazinees back to where we found them sothe next genaration can enjoy them.
and then a toast
simple as, just be funny, not crass, minimal swereing also, then everyone is happy.