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Get hold of (or make up) old school reports and use those to base it on.
Don't get pissed the night before, go outside and trip over a low, unlit wall and fall 15ft onto your head, come round 1/2 an hour later, go back into hotel covered in blood causing the receptionist to faint, end up in hospital having 60+ stitches to the head, check yourself out the next day to get back just in time for the ceremony in a blood-soaked turban of bandages, try to stand up to make your best man's speech and then faint.