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@Balki
I made a best man speech once.
Referred to my best mates missus as "my arch nemesis" as we have a very love/hate relationship... great girl. Anyway, everyone thought she was my nemesis as I wanted my mate as my gay lover. That was fucked.
Then I started to talk about her and say nice things, being a good bloke and stuff. I said "...And the wonderful X, who led me astray so horribly last weekend, the new wife of my mate...". I was referring to a massive bender we all went on the weekend before where she was leading the charge dispensing booze and chems. Anyway, everyone thought I meant that we shagged.
Fucking great speech.