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So, I'm best man at the wedding of an old friend from school on Saturday, and I still haven't managed to write the speech.
Problem is, the guy has put barely a foot wrong in terms of providing good material for the speech. In the words of one of our mutual friends. "He's always known that something might come back to bite him on the ass on his wedding day. Maybe that's because he's lived his life with his best man's speech in mind.”
Google and YouTube throw up some pretty mediocre jokes and speeches, and I'm sure the collective wealth of experience and humour on here can do better.
So any Best Man stories, jokes, ideas or speeches would be hugely appreciated.
I have 48 hours and counting...