Spotted...

I saw this joker dressed in blazer, shirt, boot-cut jeans and brogues locking up a ridiculous customised Team Jordan carbon road bike, outside the new Topshop opposite Harrods yesterday. After putting a battered lock through just the frame in he swanned, presumably to oggle the young sales staff. Not only did the bike have his signature all over it, the seat tube had an embossed monogram. Narcissistic at all?

Hah, if I were him i'd be doing exactly the same thing, except for the locking method, obviously.