Legs - shaved or au naturel?

Eh ma god, what an attention whore! You do realize you can't do anything about your dick size, no matter how many prolapse-inducing squatz and deadz you do .. can't change those AZN genetics..

Tough break, bro.

Nah cuz, my willy is well big like (at least thats what your momma said!) because I never been taking those steroids you so strongly recommended.