Football

I can understand your pride. I would feel the same way if I supported a team who's success was bought on the proceeds of gangsterism and murder, owned by a man who's wealth derives entirely from fraud and theft, money taken from ordinary Russians by mafia posing as entrepreneurs, a political lickspittle who helped ensure that his country would become corrupt and venal. I can well understand your pride Clive. My only hope is that Robert Mugabe, Rupert Murdoch and Ian Huntley will put together a bid for Wigan Athletic and I can join you on the sunny uplands of victory-at-any-price.

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