Epic fail

well I hang with the road crew more than the fixie crew so I don't really know if its acceptable, I like it because when i'm on my fixed, people (other cyclists) can see that I am a real cyclist and not just someone who bought a Fixie™ for fashion, girls and skidz

shaves legs to become a real cyclist

Yeah, isn't shaving your legs to look like a 'real cyclist' just as bad as buying 'a Fixie™ for fashion, girls and skidz'?