2010-05-23 - Rider Down, South Lambeth Road

That's a fantastic story!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when friends and loved ones ask: 'What happened?'
and he has to say, "I'm a thieving nonce"

This story makes me feel good.

Get a job you prick. Buy your own bike.

+1

"Swallowed his tongue" = extra comedic value.