Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

i didn't trawl anything. i just c&p somebody elses link.

are you working for Lance?

did you read it though?

i work in a nursery school in east london. we are part funded by lance to spot children with potential cycling talent and then test them to see how responsive they are to certain under the counter drugs. obviously their parents are informed before hand but we find that poor families are very receptive to financial sweetners and if all else fails an intimidating phone call from the man himself usually means we get what we want in the end.