Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

From here: http://cyclingwmd.blogspot.com/2010/05/how-someone-could-use-this-as.html

Two blows to my head...

That thing must feel SO weird to ride.

Reaching upwards to your pursuit bars?!

Reaching upwards to your pursuit bars?!

It's comfy

I am not one to talk. I just put risers and a Nitto Jaguar on my bike.

Easily room for another spokcard under the chainstay.

Perhaps he can get it when he enters his first allycat then.

This one is for sale in Denmark for £1150. PM me and I can put you in touch with the seller ;)

The forks are held in place with a Ziptie?! surely that is heading for impending doom?

Traitor bikes

^ i think it's ok actually, i wouldn't ride it but not anti-

^not really anti is it

crusty bars

I've got a spare 66cm riser bar in the garage. I'm going to put it on tomorrow. Big bars this year, I'm telling you... They're the new black.

^ i think it's ok actually, i wouldn't ride it but not anti-

bah.. stupid bike name, and un-inspired, copycat design.

i take the view that if something isnt porn, its anti

Also plastered in PBR

they are ridiculous..dont see the point as if your gonna trim your bars then there's not much point cutting them much shorter that your shoulder span right?

if you intend to ride everywhere at professional TT speed,

you mean ride through the streets of london or birmingham with bars like that at tt speed? id like to see how long you would live if you were to partake in that exercise! lol

Traitor bikes

I'd forgive that. Not to my taste, but not anti.

Cant believe its by the same people that have put this beauty* together though..
http://www.lfgss.com/post1413475-30994.html

(*probably not porn, but a nicely put together bike that looks like alot of fun for little money)

dunno if this is a reeepost, but sweet god, my eyes are burning!

Feck! When I look away from the screen I can still see it, like an optical illusion.

When a jewellery brand meets Cervelo

Is that some sort of fuel tank above the BB area ? Not a very subtle for of mechanical doping.

That kind of dreadful shite above should be left to Colnago IMO.

It's a jewellery box

When a jewellery brand meets Cervelo

Yessss!