Cycling Shorts recommendation

The standard Endura pad is the cool-max. Cheap Moremile tights have it for half the price, though EEI managed to split the stitching on his pair with his massive testikels.

I am in the process of transitioning away from Cool-max fitted shorts as they do not match the shape of my undercarriage which means that I find it difficult to maintain pad/taint contact. This is a problem because sometimes my nurries slip in between the pad and my thigh when I am out of the saddle. Makes for achey aggots as they get jammed when I sit down.

Too much information.

I spotted the Karrimor shorts in Sports Direct the other day for £5. Are they any good? Never bought padded shorts before, might give them ago since they have them in my size. Condor's largest ain't gonna fit me!