I went into the butcher's and bet him £50 he couldn't get the meat down off the top shelf..
he said 'sorry mate, the steaks are too high'
Went into a pet shop the othr day and asked if he had any canaries that I could get on finance, he said "Sorry I don't, but I do have some budgies on higher perches".
A friend of mine is gonna open up a pub atop the Himalayas, I think he's raising the bar too high.
Went into a pet shop the othr day and asked if he had any canaries that I could get on finance, he said "Sorry I don't, but I do have some budgies on higher perches".
A friend of mine is gonna open up a pub atop the Himalayas, I think he's raising the bar too high.