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  • I went into the butcher's and bet him £50 he couldn't get the meat down off the top shelf..

    he said 'sorry mate, the steaks are too high'

    Went into a pet shop the othr day and asked if he had any canaries that I could get on finance, he said "Sorry I don't, but I do have some budgies on higher perches".

    A friend of mine is gonna open up a pub atop the Himalayas, I think he's raising the bar too high.

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