Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

No, she's got a strap-on

Looks like a strap-on...

Dick...

Wad...

Hmm, I shouldve put on my prada glasses.

That won't protect you.

how do you decide who is giver?

The doppelganger decides.

Doppel (double) and Gänger (goer)

In soviet Russia, the doppelgänger does you!

/Classic Smirnoff.

i'd use a strap-on with my doppleganger. i know that dirty fuck has always wanted to try it... sicko

but if you both want to give it, who wins? Is it just like spontaneous symmetry breaking?

if you do the killing before the giving its a win, win.

right?

but if you both want to give it, who wins? Is it just like spontaneous symmetry breaking?

so who kill's first...

Kill yourself Neu. And then fuck yourself.

i'd hope to fuck it was me! hell of a way to go if it wasn't....

I mean that in the spirit of scientific endeavour.

Kill yourself Neu. And then fuck yourself.

But wouldn't i do the same thing?

I'll snap your cock with my cock.

is this in the name of science too?

The next best thing is wanking facing a mirror.

Or so I hear.

If only mirrors weren't so sharp and splintery.

Yeah, the ***best ***thing is wanking side on to a mirror

Isn't that a line from a Lewis Carroll book?

the next best thing is wanking facing a mirror.

oh

yeah, the ***best ***thing is wanking side on to a mirror

my

isn't that a line from a lewis carroll book?

god!