Ways not to lock your bike

That whole post could have been kept to simply the last 3 lines, without quoting everyone else who has ever mentioned locks on this thread.

And since you wish to pursue this train of thinking.......

Your post would have been better if it had no input at all.

I was not normally going to post in a joke thread - the ongoing joke being how stupidly some people locks their bikes up. But upon seeing the Sheldon Method being advised as a useful security method for London.....I interjected.