For Sale: Cinelli vigorelli and mash

brand new mash and vigorelli

vigorelli 56cm = £450

mash size L = 570

no dibs pm's only...... brand new fixed price!!! thanks

pic's are not loading for now, will try load it.. but can send it 2 emails..thanks

dibs

dib bubble wrap if you split.

Wow that frame looks awesome! Double dibs for me.

I do apologise in advanced, but that look rather sketchy...

Meaning non-non-non dibs.

Obviously.

Station.

Did your credit card scam get busted?

oh that pic is modern art and worth a fortune! Get it to the Tate asap....

I wonder what's inside the bubble wrap?

Oh, I get it now, we have to guess- I wonder if there's a prize?

mmmm - yep, slack chain.

Ship to Nigeria?

u guys are fools. loaded the wrong picture... y does it have to be sketchy..

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Dibs on the Vigorelli - I've been looking for one for ages and that is a great price.

Also, I have a friend who wants a large Mash, but has a smaller budget than your price.

Would you consider a discount if I bought both?

If so, how would you want paying, as I have the funds right here?

Where are you located and how come you are selling?

P.S. why is your advert so unbelievably shite for £1000 worth of stuff?

Have you ever purchased something for £1000 that was advertised like you've done?

P.P.S. I don't want either frame.

This

For Sale: Bike, £1000

(It's green)

Yes! I'll give you £20 for it

No Kid I Am, you're the fools.

That'll learn 'im...

No Kid I Am, you're* the fools.

your*

your*

You are = shortened to you're with apostrophe... or is this ↑ sarcasm??

...oh and dibs on the green bike, will you accept cash posted?

Western Union transfer pls.

Would you like me to send the money to a friend via Western Union and show you the receipt to prove that i got the necessary amount to pay for that frame?

good idea, receipt in .doc format though, cant be too safe.

...before I part with the money, its definately a bike and ts definately green?

The money from this sale is actually going towards purchasing an entry visa to the People Democratic Republic of the Camaroon.
The seller is related to a deposed Camaroonian (?) politician who, through no fault of his own, was accidentally credited with $100,000,000 of government funds.
This led to the politician ( a Major in the Camaroonian army, and so a macaroon) being forced to flee the country peniless.
The funds currently sit in a numbered account awaiting recovery.
If you purchase the bike (by suppying your bank account details and passwords) then you will be assisting in the recovery of the funds and so be entitled to 10% of the funds which are, by right, the sellers.
May god bless you my friend.