A Tweed Excursion - September

i may not be able to find my arse but am sure yours could accomodate one of those big old fashioned square battery torches, it was doing ok with a big maglite the other weekend without lube

date is in the diary

what innoculations do i need to venture this far out of civilisation?

The only inoculations you'll need is a big dose of HTFU and a woolly vest for your soft, southern tum tum.
By the way, when do you need that torch back? I've had it in dettol for a fortnight, so I think it's safe again.