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Print it in braille.
Deliver orally.
Print upside down, in mirror image, in sanskrit.
Write it in wet sand on a beach (using a twig), and take a polaroid.
Tattoo it onto a dozen chickens, and spit roast them in front of the audience - by the time they have finished reading, the words will be ready for eating.