Popcorn

Maybe because I'd genuinely want them ride them and enjoy them?
Where's the point of acting like a know-it-all "fixie team" if you don't grow some balls?

If someone ask to comment on their build and then says "fuck off, I know better", because they are from the trendsetting "Tokyo" in Kent, then well, they deserve what they get...

Wow, what pomposity. Just let them get on with it and find their own way.