Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

kiss me quick

that bike is a one off designed by Lance Armstrong..no place in here for it. if anything you are disrespecting a legend

legend - lolz

Filippo Simeoni might take issue with that description…

nyquil, do you like Gladiator?

legend - lolz

Filippo Simeoni might take issue with that description…

didnt he win the tour de france 7 times in a row?

where do you hangout?

west beers.

i really want to see a forum fight, in the sense that, when someone threatens someone with violence, i want to see it followed through, because whoever is so psychotic as to do that, deserves at least some recognition, if not just for the "you actually followed through with an internet threat provoked on the internet". it has been threatened several times on here, and even with supplying the details of where the person will be, no one ever turns up! sorry james you're just the bait!

i would just violently ass rape him

that bike is a one off designed by Trek then scribbled on by Lance Armstrong, (like katie price does with perfume and books)..no place in here for it blah blah legend blah
Fixed OP

didnt he win the tour de france 7 times in a row?

Ben Johnson won a lot of races…

Jeff Capes was strong.

i would just violently ass rape him

I know you love Lance, but thats taking it a bit far

do you hold an american passport? i'd love a green card

its just your dad was an american cyclocross champion and with a name like montana94 i assumed you were 16 years old and american

can i clarify the order of our hot date, is it evisceration followed by ass raping?

will an eel be involved at any point.

Something important has been overlooked:

Hungry flies are quick to land on shit.

Carry on.

no james. i havent applied and probably wont. my mom is from east LA and father from the UK. he just lived there for a long time and raced for the last 10 or so years he was in the country.

also..montana94 is a spray paint brand from spain, nyquil is an american poet

who gives a fuck, dickbag.

ed: ha!

ps..no james..stright to the ass raping...evisceration sounds to painfull

no romance these days

...my 6"4 black X marine ass

You're only 6 inches tall? Is this you?

You're only 6 inches tall? Is this you?

you got my good side

Well we can't see your ass, no.

didnt he win the tour de france 7 times in a row?

By riding negatively, and ignoring the rest of the season.

This is the palmares of a legend.

...my 6"4 black X marine ass

Sorry, found the actual photo now.

omfg, wtf?! Lol!