A question for the ladies

The thing I find interesting is that men often seem to complain of numbness in the nethers after long rides, whereas for women it seems to be completely the opposite. I had an acute episode of saddle-sore yesterday (you'd think I'd be over that sort of thing by now!) and it was horrible. Actually swollen, and so sore I could barely walk in the evening. Ouch. Give me the numbness any day!

(Though of course, being as I've never experienced it, I don't really know what I'm talking about.)

Emilia, just stop and think about what you just said...

A man. He thinks with his cock, yes?

So therefore when a man has numbness in his nethers, that's like brain death.

You can rub cream into soreness. You can't rub anything into numbness. And even if you did, you wouldn't feel it anyway.