Frank Lampard runs over bike

I really hate it when people do this. The word 'cunt' is both deeply offensive and utterly unsuitable. Whilst the English language has evolved over hundreds if not thousands of years, no-one has yet invented a word that accurately describes the full horror of Frank Lampard's poisonality. To use a word like 'cunt' is horrid to genuine cunts out there. Imagine being a proper, full-on cunt - that would be a terrible thing in itself, but if you were then effectively told that not only were you a cunt, you were as bad as Lampard as well - that would be just too much to bear.

I think you owe cunts everywhere an apology.

I'm waiting...

Hah, repped to the power of cunt.