Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

What is it with bandannas?

I used to ride at Brentwood skatepark and one day a group of 14 and 15 year olds turned up all sporting bandannas. I think they were trying to go for the cowboy/highway bandito look but ended up looking like they were wearing neckerchiefs.

It took me a while to even spot the bandana (the seatpost right?) I was thinking, whats with the handbags?

And the rocky coastal scene (not a typical fixie skidder habitat)

And the baggy clothed hip-hop street look (at odds with skinny, scruffy messenger look)

I cant imagine the these guys enjoying cruising around really slowly on their no braks bikes, getting nuff respect from their bros for their strange gay coloured bicycle which does not freewheel.