May 1st It's my party I'll pick the teams if I want to

Kaboom

Hope
Mike (Tramps)
Adam (Gormley)

Also Know As

Todd
Turd
Dublin (Kevin)

Nicest Team in Polo + Chan (Because Hassan dropped out)

dt
HassanChan
Big Daddy Wayne

Will have to miss this as I will be working but happy birthday Brendan and hope you all have a great day.

Lanky

Erin (nny)
Slamm
Rupert

The Good, The BAD & The best player in the world

Brendan
Object
Marc (Sideshow)

And finally...

La Twoooooove

Dave Hills
james Brown
...

There are a number of rules which are out of the ordinary:

Firstly la Twooooooooove:

Will either;

start each game with +1 goal or have their goal 1/3 shorter than normal.
This will alternate between games and be decided by a coin toss for which comes first.

Any player who scores with a trick will be allowed to make a new rule until the next goal is scored

he first game of the day will be a multi ball affair, 2 balls from the outset.

Can someone (Bill) please bring a whistle.

At hearing the sound of the whistle all players will be required to drop their bike an use another bike on the court for the remainder of the game.

At certain points a gasmask will be thrown on court. the wearer ill be allowed to score through any means, from BJ, through shuffle shots to dragging the ball through the goal.

Any player who scores a hattrick in a game will be required to down a can of alcohol, play will be paused to allow time for this.

Skoota & Object reserve the right to invent new rules at any point, even if this is mid game.

Finally, dress up bitches.

radcore!

Hehehehe, Chaos Polo FTW!

I like it :D

awesome, now I just need to hope that my housemate can find the missing parts of my costume which I leant him (fucking months ago grumble grumble) in his drunken stupor when he returns home in the early hours.

Awesome.

It' going to be fun people.

i'm skoota and i approve this message.
#fuckyehthiswillbefun

LHBPA

Matt Vidal
Buffalo Bill
Roxy

I'm not a lefty, cunts.

Awesome. DT £3 please.