You clearly haven't met Bristly. He's more of an urban dandy/communist Doberman/fixie-bicycler/boombox trickster/anarchist cannon-fodder kind of guy. I'm not trying to spoil you/your ballot for you, but you have to realise who you're dealing with. :)
Wow, I now know what I'm having engraved on my gravestone!
Wow, I now know what I'm having engraved on my gravestone!