I have a cunning sideline, I'm going to forward any funds raised to Velocio as a bribe.
Top of my list of things:
Remove 34,961 posts from Hippy's post count
Enforce ASM's return to the forum
Ban Edscoble from the porn & antiporn threads
Hold a random lottery which selects 250 users for deletion at 5.59pm each day
+1 Sounds like a plan.