Wanted: Paint job a.s.a.p

i had a fucking retart calling me up

he starts asking me about paint jobs

WTF?

he continues to talk to me as Dov despite me saying my name is james - so clearly a fuckwit

he carries on telling me I have put my number up on a thread, keeps telling me to look for a thread with paintjob in the title

however he has not done it all as one word

haha, you're not helping the "it's not funny" case.

;)

joe

there is something very different between chosing to engage with people online

and someone setting you up for mutliple unsolicited phone calls from forum retards which then has the poetential to fuck up a phone number i have held for years

@dj, all you have to say "is sorry wrong number"

and don't be spiteful because someone thought it is bloody funny

yeah, but if you post my number I'll merk you. fucking merk you good.

its funny because he was such a monstrous fucking retarded cunt!

once my number is off this thread i will find it more amusing

merk? abbreviation of merkin?

do you do merkins in the shape of your beard?

joe

and someone setting you up for mutliple unsolicited phone calls from forum retards

you sure you're not just listening to your own answerphone there James?

Horatio, if you tried to merk him you two would just end up like velcro. Your mans beard would instantly entwine with his wispy catweasle number.

Oh, the irony... Ban him... DJ, that is...

I'm getting tired of this. Maybe I'm just tired.
Don't post people's contact details on here unless they ask you to.
Stop with the service jokes. No more mentions of asm, Dov, dj, or anyone else offering shit they don't actually do... I don't care how funny you think it is we've already had asm leave because it was clearly a hassle to deal with.

bans everyone