Why are Aussies so Awesome?

Beer and sun would be a nice combination, but I guess the unwashed masses that inhabit the said continent would prove too damn revolting to enjoy the good things they might have.

I guess NZ is even worse. And I shudder when I try to picture the native Tasmanian. "Ubertas et Fidelitas", just as long as it's kept in the family...

It gets nowhere near as hot in In Zud, and it rains plenty, washing the ute in the rain kills two birds with one stone, shower and a clean vehicle for the ladies when you pick them up after they've finished shearing.