It's not, but that looks like a 'Cardy' burger. Cardy for a place called Cardross, not cardiac arrest.. although..
Australian Etiquette
IN GENERAL
Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
It's tacky to take an Esky to church.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.
DINING OUT
When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN Ute keys.
Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.
Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger food and, if you are a woman, it may draw attention away from your jewellery.
DATING
Always offer to bait your date's hook – especially on the first date.
Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff
about you on the dunny door two years ago."
Establish with her parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 11:00 pm, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
CINEMA ETIQUETTE
Crying babies should be taken to the foyer and picked up after the movie ends..
Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
WEDDINGS
Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place.)
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummer- bund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight
When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way...
Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to return with beer also.
It's not, but that looks like a 'Cardy' burger. Cardy for a place called Cardross, not cardiac arrest.. although..
Australian Etiquette
IN GENERAL
DINING OUT
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
PERSONAL HYGIENE
DATING
about you on the dunny door two years ago."
CINEMA ETIQUETTE
WEDDINGS
DRIVING ETIQUETTE