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Not sure if this works (translated from a Finnish one):

What's a Gypsy triathlon?

Walk to the swimming hall and bicycle back.

my fave finnish joke:

a finn arranges to meet his mate for a drink after work. He walks into the bar, sees his mate and says 'awright' (or the finnish equivalent... possibly "kyyla")
His mate says "I thought we came to drink, not talk."

If you know anyone from finland its really funny.