Driver wanted for transport from London to Amsterdam

Driver wanted for 29th of April.

For an exhibition we need a driver to transport bicycles from Brick Lane Bikes & Tokyo Fixed from London to Amsterdam. The pickup of the bikes in London is on the 29th of April.

We offer a small fee for the transport, money for bus rental and free stay in Amsterdam for two nights. The 30th of April Amsterdam turns into one big blockparty for Queensday so we are sure you'll have a great time while you are here.

This is a serious offer & in return we would appreciate inquires from serious applicants. We are looking for a trustworty & responsible person, that knows how to handle delicate goods and takes his job seriously.

For more information about this job,
get in touch with me through: saskia@mediamatic.net

Gettin paid to drive to Dam for Queen's Day??? Mint!!!

I'd do it but I'm in the Hague already. Someone jump on this.

Handling delicate goods eh?

Probably driving them back from the dam eh?

Sorry, I'm sure it's genuine, it's the cynic in me.

and takes his job seriously.

i had all the other requirements but no Y chromosome. damn

I'm too trusting. Would've been getting the rubber glove treatment at customs followed by a swift holiday at one of Her Majesty's finest resorts.

i had all the other requirements but no Y chromosome. damn

Stick on 'tache and adopt a deep voice for the interview?

Shiiiite, I already booked a Dutch flyer ticket for the 30th!!! And I am VERY trustworthy.
Whats the Bike exhibition about? Will have to float by for a look!

Oh, i see, doesn't start til 8th.
Ah well.

I'll be riding to Amsterdam (leaving on Monday the 26th) so if you would prefer someone to pedal any of your blinged up bikes over I would be happy to help!

Queensday though. Should be a goodun!

You've got mail, Saskia!

I mailed her last night...., it was pictures of me naked, but at least a hello would have been nice.

hey Lynx,
it would have worked if you were a guy :)

Thanks for you message though.
I'll get back to you...

hey Lynx,
it would have worked if you were a guy :)

Thanks for you message though.
I'll get back to you...

Saskia, you'll be contacted very soon by a friend of mine. He's a white van driver, and he has done this route already.

.. He's a white van driver....

your adjective is superfluous - OP's ad was discriminatory on the basis of gender...

Thank you all for inquiring. We've found our driver!