FAO: nyquil and beaue

I agree with Lucy. James is a stand up bloke. You need to read his posts tongue in cheek with a lazy grin. I saw him last night and we were having a chuckle over this nonsense.
BTW, Lucy, we are plotting your return!

you know, I'm actually slightly alarmed.

I can imagine a black London cab lurking at the end of my street.

As I cycle past, the door flies open, sending me crashing unconscious to the tarmac.

"Quick! Grab the cunting Northern monkey, you fucking Saffa!"

"Saffa? How dare you..."

"Shut it! Slam the cunting door. Next stop, Brick Lane. They're doing a straight swap for Northerners on any nicked bike this week!"

Beep beep.

Vroom.