I love...

I love baiting other competitive-looking cyclists...

Start by seeing them up ahead of me... speed up and overtake, in the drops, sprinting. Get a good distance in front of them and keep a strong pace so they have to work to catch up.... then when I hear them approaching from behind slow down a bit and let them pass and shout "YEAAAHH!! WOOO!! Go on my son!!" or something along those lines.... varies every time...

Gets some of them so pissed off they just sprint off into the distance.... hehehe...

...in other words you overtake other people but run out of steam as soon as you pass them.

;)