For Sale: Bike

Max for the love of God learn what vowels are and stop writing in text type.
This thread is supposed to make me laugh but your continual misuse of the English Language is most distressing.
Now, do you have receipts for these two bikes you're selling please?

im sure he does
but by some great misfortune an event occured in which the receipts were lost, and also the numbers on the bottom of the bb shell, happened to be filed off