Welcome To Norwich, A Fine City {nvs}

Yes, technically I have at least 1.9 bikes, unfortunately you can't ride the .9. Still haven't sorted out a headset as I had to spend my cycling budget on getting the Ribble ready for 9 May.

Can't you get yourself a cheap headset, like £30 that will see you through no problem, then if you decide to get yourself a better one when you've got more money you can.
At least then you've got a bike you can ride and £30 is easily spent on a night out.