Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^guess it makes cycling safer if your bike is denser than the sun

It was only when I opened it for the 3rd time that I realised it's a bicycle...

Multi repost ^

Multi repost ^

A thought as much...

^guess it makes cycling safer if your bike is denser than the sun

Don't get it?

pink lock? hehehehe

colour co ord lock

cute

Hahahaha!

Nicest Langster I've seen, dunno if I'd call it anti.

Or is it a Giant Bowery?

Oi pissant, BOTH of those jokes have been busted atleast 6 times by much funnier people than you!

Fuck off shortarse!

I would wager than you both comprise the same cubic area.

Last time I checked, it was possible to measure the cubic area of an odd shaped item by means the displacement caused when submerging said item in liquid. As such I've spoke to a friend who will allow me to submerge you in a bathtub. Unfortunately to get an accurate reading we'll have to wait until you stop thrashing around.

Max, would you care to go first?

ha

What is cubic area?

that bit below your belly button

Max, would you care to go first?

Only if you get in with me. I want the measurement to be 'exciting'.

I want the measurement to be 'exciting'.

You do know that just redistributes a constant volume, not increase the total, don't you?

^guess it makes cycling safer if your bike is denser than the sun

Don't get it?

All i mean is if you get hit by a car with that frame chances are the bike would come out better off

What is cubic area?

that bit below your belly button

Ha!

Nicest Langster I've seen, dunno if I'd call it anti.

Ha, never gets old!

What is cubic area?

Volume, I think :-s

Looks like a rawed Bianchi Super Pista, I like.

Looks like a rawed Bianchi Super Pista, I like.

It's definitely a Bowery.

clearly says vans on the downtube.