Royalty

Is it the old bats birthday today then>

Only her real one. Not her "official" one. The old bat gets two cakes in a year. Greedy bitch.

She has no real power though, and surely (offthetopofmyheadandinnowayactuallycalculated) the monarchy brings in more tourism ££s than they cost us through the civil list?

The French earn more from tourism than we do. Res ipsa loquitor.

That's what they tell the commoners in order to keep schtum.
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