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@hippy
Dammit wanted me to post this...
"To the chap on the baby blue Whitcomb, geared with flat bars, wearing shorts, fluro jacket and black helmet who went down OKR, then around the roundabout onto Great Dover street this morning:
I hope that you are the victim of a freak accident involving Icelandic Volcanic Ash, Lederhosen, lightning and tooth picks, and that after a long and arduous recovery your digestive system is inexplicably but permanently reversed.
After a (nasty, friendless and short) life, as you lie on your death bed, harrowingly, achingly alone, broken from the cost of purchasing so much mouthwash, you realise that the cause of your decline is your own inability to ride a bicycle in the vicinity of others."