North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

pft i tidied it just yesterday, now looks like a shit heap again. i'll tell you what it is. it's this fucking cunt who keeps locking their fucking motorbike** in the fucking bike sheds. **and so after initially being anti- the bike shed, i am now pro for it, but this dickhead keeps locking his fucking motorbike in there, so there is no room for any bikes! so last night i had to put my bike in my room, and my room isn't very large anyway.

Put your alarmed motorcycle disklock on it then call the police to report a possible attempted theft when it goes off. That should royally piss the fucker off!