Names and faces to bikes

i'd upgrade that niggling feeling to a massive rush of certainty. quick, throw your bike away and get a horrible one like most peoples' on here, then attach to it some impractical bullhorn handlebars and uncomfy newly fashionable japanese bmx grips, then become vile, intolerant and agressive to fit it on here, which means you should never leave your bedroom except to restock up on bottled lager and communicate with the other tossers on here using smugly cryptic acronyms, like HTFU.

Squoocher... being Squoocher.
Dude, you haz issues ; )