Spotted...

And you didn't kill him in the face? FAIL!

When the basil runs out their will be riots in the streets of Hampstead.

Never happen, the Government would step in to prevent that happening.
We could ship more in from Belgravia

Is anyone else finding it slightly disconcerting that there are NO planes in the sky? Over the weekend there wasn't a single thing in the sky at all; really weird.

Quite the opposite, I found this weekend pleasurably peaceful.

Have you met my friend, Murtle?

Is that a limited edition handmade tweed-style hammer? The handle is to DIE FOR! £200?

Spotted: Laurent looking at his A-Z at Deptford bridge last night. I wanted to DAS but I was driving.

Oh, actually we saw laurent last night - maybe at blackfriars about 9pm. I'd had a few sherberts though so it could have been earlier and in a different part of London.*

*Need to pay more attention to life it seems.

The beautiful Stix on South Lambeth Road!
Lovely to see you, as always!

and +1 Skullster - I'm loving the peace and harmony of no planes. The sky is a beaut!

And I spotted Balki this morning too! Forgot 'bout that, I was in total 'I hate the fuck out of Canary Wharf" mode...

Morning dude... the wharf is breaking me at the moment too.

Everytime I have to get the DLR though there in rush hour i'm struck by just how cunty everyone is. It's just such an unbelievable concentration of self-important, bleating, grasping, desperate, dead-eyed wankers. Pity the fools.

^ Yup... July 2nd is my last day... Woot!

The next fucker who has the click wheel sound turned on on their blackberry is gonna lose limbs.

I should have but I was feeling fairly merry after a long afternoon of drinking so I just called him a twat. The next time will be a different story, the massacre of london fields...

the massacre of london fields...

Long overdue... ;]

The next fucker who has the click wheel sound turned on on their blackberry is gonna lose limbs.

sounds like time to build a handheld EMP generator

http://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-Emp-Generator

Im thinking of a slightly more "rustic" solution.

Balki - putting the evil in medieval!

Saw someone riding what look like a light blue Fixie Inc bike with yellow disc up front.

Long overdue... ;]

God yeah. I remember drinking outside that potentially nice pub (Dove?) on Broadway Market with Corny last summer. We had to leave in the end (walked back along the canal with some tinnies as I recall) as we were both getting so distressed by the general wanky tryhardness of the place.

I know this will make me sound an old cunt but, I swear it used to be lovely round there. It's fucking repellent these days. It's like being in a giant mincing "look how fucking alternative I am" catwalk show. I lived there when i was at uni and we used to practically live in the pub on the park and I have fond memories of the area. It pained me to find it so infested with twats that we couldn't even relax there for wanting to punch everyone within a mile hard in the face.

Its funny but i live in Shorebitch, and i was suprized at the concentration of *UBER *hipsters in the area. Makes shoreditch look like wimbledon in comparison

^you'd know...

being south african.

why don't you live in southfields?

hi iain :p

Spotted a beautiful gold brakeless number glide passed me on the south bank, near Victoria yesterday. Was gliding pretty quickly so couldn't see what it was, but it looked 3Rensho ish. Anyone own a classy gold coloured Japanese (poss) bike? Stunning.

from the colour of it and your reaction, i wonder if it could be the amazing gold condor i saw in tfg the other week..

SopaRiva as I was pootling through Brixtonia High Street (I don't do skidz, dear... Not on the Mercian anyway) then wibble as I was enjoying a thirst-quenching Stowford Press with tootoughtodie outside the Prince Regent... See you bitches in a bit, I have vast quantities of curry to eat before I head up to the C&H... x

^so that's what happened to mr. x?? i had wondered.

He'll probably ask us to delete our posts now...