Floating bikes would aid London

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  • **Is this that mad?
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    **I want one.
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    **http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8628230.stm
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  • He said: "What with global warming everyone might have to use them when the sea levels rise.
    "In the meantime we might have to build a few more canals and that can only be good for the unemployment figures."

  • My constituency, that. Is there anything more tedious than the Monster Raving Looney party with it's soi-disant 'eccentrics', attention-seekers and pub bores? People who would have embarrassed themselves even in a 1960's sixth-form revue, people who only laugh at their own jokes, 'characters', people who can brighten a room just by leaving it. People who just love fancy dress, fart cushions and other 'japes', people who haunt the local am-dram, people with no wit, no imagination and nothing original to say and are proud of it.

  • Haven't you just described the forum demographic?

  • places order for one

  • Haven't you just described the forum demographic?

    No, just the members with gold stars

  • It completes my am-dram costume.

  • The Croydon Players present their musical version of Schindler's List.

  • I fucking love fart cushions.

  • I love fucking fart cushions.

    Really? That's a new one..

  • The Croydon Players present their musical version of Schindler's List.

    "I couldn't put it down*"

    *my rifle

  • Haven't you just described the forum demographic?

    And you didn't even try the fart cushion at the Coach and Horses last week....

  • Fart Cushion? Which brewery produces that?

  • My constituency, that. Is there anything more tedious than the Monster Raving Looney party with it's soi-disant 'eccentrics', attention-seekers and pub bores? People who would have embarrassed themselves even in a 1960's sixth-form revue, people who only laugh at their own jokes, 'characters', people who can brighten a room just by leaving it. People who just love fancy dress, fart cushions and other 'japes', people who haunt the local am-dram, people with no wit, no imagination and nothing original to say and are proud of it.

    You are right, they should have died when lord Such did, even then it would have been long after the broom wagon of originality had rumbled along the worn and ancient pave of history.

  • It depends, some Monster Raving Loony Party people are funny even after Lord Sutch. I liked a guy who used to be active in Islington. It's quite hard to keep up the joke, though, if you're not a natural comedian.

  • That article is a mess.

  • The Croydon Players present their musical version of Schindler's List.

    I had the grinding misfortune to listen to Elaine Paige on Sunday on Radio 2 a few weeks back. It's two hours or so of hideous show tunes.
    They have this section called break-a-leg. Dull fuckers can phone in and plug their tawdry productions to an uncaring world, while that mad witch E.P. cackles in the background.
    Anyway, one old dear phones in from somewhere in middle England to promote her local play.
    The Upper and Lower Chipping Sodbury players were putting on a production of Boogie Nights in the local village hall.
    Boogie Nights.
    I don't know if I really, really want to see it, or if I really, really don't want to see it.

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