Help, volcano, stuck in Europe

Private plane? Apparently the no fly restrictions don't actually mean no flying so if you can find a pilot willing to take the risk (and finding a pilot who likes risk is simple) then you could get back here. It'll cost though.

Are you serious!!! This is great, you know this is how Richard Brandson Started Virgin Atlantic.

His flight was canceled couldn't get another ticket so he chartered a plane walked around selling seats on it to other passengers and just wrote virgin Atlantic on a clipboard.

(Apparently)

So now I just need a pilot a plane, and some money to put down. I will keep you informed if I actually manage to pull this off. Unlikely but i have F*ck all else as options at the moment so may as well spend my time working this one out.