Are you keeping it real?

are you keeping it real?
YouTube- The Volume Brothers - Keeping It Real (On My Fixie Wheel)

What an utterly shite number. The only musical content in there seems to be the timid semi rip-off of 'Born to Be Wild', which they then immediately seem to try to disguise by making it go belly-up and revealing their complete lack of any original ideas. And that shit lyric ... urgh.

When keeping it real goes wrong. Video

I call piss-poor piss-take...

Only made it to 44 seconds and feel like I need to puke.

glad you liked it then everybody, must be a bit too light hearted for LFGSS.

i always keep it real

Uh-oh - you're going to get Pistanator all 'hot and bothered' with that Dicki.

What part of London is that?

Soho I think.

What part of London is that?

Country and Hipster, the final emergence from Pandora's Box.

'keeping it real' what is that supposed to mean? if you stop pedaling your bike turns into a figment of your imagination?
like any other form of cycling/riding is 'unreal'?
how about 'keeping it real confirmed by factual truths backed up by sound scientific research'
or 'keeping it unreal and fictitious like an imagined nebulous horror visioned in a waking dream'

where's my crack pipe.

On the chair with your baseball cap.

found it. under my copy of vice magazine

He is really slow.
I really dislike that music.
White tyres? Say no more.
Any wonder I turn to drink..