Correct "Do a skid" etiquette

"Do a skid or I'll cut off your balls with a spoon."

i can't skidz
what do i do ?

same

i can't skidz
what do i do ?

Learn. Quick.

Get learnin'..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkbFKJZB0k

he just ignores you though love.

I sometimes wonder if car users have a preference panel that they set to "ignore cyclists"

I know timmy tiles has a car...

do people still yell this?

yes. i do.
that's one person though.

I shout 'DO A STAY THERE' at fixie-skid bikes that are locked up.

My friends think I'm oh wait, I have none.

skidding is pretty low on the agenda. lots of more important issues to impart to your identikit fixie skidder:

Get:
a hair cut
a brake
some proper handlebars
a bike fit
a life
some road sense
a job
a modern camera

you forgot to add

Get:
Full sleeve tattoo

hee hee, run away from angry Rob the hipster

you forgot:
move out of the hipster ghetto

skidding is pretty low on the agenda. lots of more important issues to impart to your identikit fixie skidder:

Get:
a hair cut
a brake
some proper handlebars
a bike fit
a life
some road sense
a job
** a modern camera**

but how can you call yourself a photographer with a modern camera?

they are hipster photographers. not 'photographers'

Shouted D.A.S. this afternoon at 3.30pm on Waterloo Bridge to be met by two fixie's riders simply ignoring me.... was it something I said? You must have heard, you were only about 2 feet away as I ran past..... MOST disappointing!

I've been shouting "do a coast!" lately, never seems to work...

Oh please, oh please ask me! I've got a coaster hub

there are a few ways heres some to get you started

I can't don't skid

Oh please, oh please ask me! I've got a coaster hub

+1

do people still yell this?

My contribution will never die.

Chris, you are a douchebag... But I love you... When you gettin' here?
BTW They're doing this in Australia now...

Skids are for kids

Good times! I fondly remember the days of sitting outside Tai buffet shouting to this at potential randoms passing by. We ended up with about 10 or so friends stopping on more than a few occasions.

Chris.. you are missed!