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I'm looking at two nesting magpies hogging all the food and nesting materials in my garden. They've seriously fucked over a pair of goldfinches, my gang of sparrows have scarpered and the robin looks like it's had his pocket money swiped.
I'm not pleased about this.
I've decided to shoot them both dead before they lay eggs.
Does this make me a bad man?
I'm still going to kill them, and feel excited about it, but I just want your thoughts.

Breakfast was dry cure bacon, two eggs, mushrooms, tobasco, toast. Two mugs of tea.

Shoot them in the knees.