North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

my parents live here and i'm still a nipper.

i was cycling through a field, and my dad says "look, a sheep!" (it was a field of sheep) so i turn round and some nutter of a lamb is running really close beside my back wheel so i screamed to a halt, donned my velcro gloves and taught it a lesson it will never forget until the day it is slaughtered for its tasty meat.

Fixed.