Spotted...

This

What is it with the tits trying to undertake at the lights, front wheel wobbling all over the place, cranks crunching, gears slipping

Mate, I'm only gonna overtake you again 15yrds up the road so don't be a melt and get the fuck out my way!

i notice this particularly around upper street between essex road and the angel lights.
at the moment there are roadworks which mean that it's gridlock.
undeterred, swarms of noddy mc nodders speed like demons through any gap they can only to jam on the breaks when they knock off wing mirrors and scratch the sides of buses.
best of all is the people who pick up their bikes and literally RUN along the pavement as though they're in a fucking triathlon in their jeans with yellow reflective ankle clips.

very tiresome.