Spotted...

You're absolutely right, it was a plague out there today... I can honestly say I saw some of the most reckless and suicidal riding I've witnessed in ages... One guy too impatient to wait, sneaking through a gap almost getting taken out by a lorry turning left into Waterloo Station at Baylis Street, that's one life gone... And cuntface fixie nodder on the fluoro yellow SS Schwinn Madison with matching fluoro top, you're going down next time I see ya, mate, you ride like a cunt... [/rant]

This

What is it with the tits trying to undertake at the lights, front wheel wobbling all over the place, cranks crunching, gears slipping

Mate, I'm only gonna overtake you again 15yrds up the road so don't be a melt and get the fuck out my way!