Job as a courier / messenger?

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  • 2 squirrels?
    edit- 3 now!

  • 2 squirrels?

    You like squirrels? Have you seen this before?

  • Have you seen this shit before?

    Amazing skidder skills to catch dinner, non?

    I'm impressed by your lateral thinking.

  • Hold on, there aren't any vegetables in the spokes.

  • 2 squirrels?
    edit- 3 now!

    Oh you want more? I bet you'll love this then..

  • Hold on, there aren't any vegetables in the spokes.

    It's not a vegan bicycle now.

  • Now it is. See? I've photoshopped the squirrel right out.

  • How much leaning is involved, you know, if I wanted to be a messenger?

    Never lean, especially when cornering.

  • Now it is. See? I've photoshopped the squirrel right out.

    If you like photoshop you'll love this..

  • Don't you get pretty lean if you ride a bike all day?

  • Don't you get pretty lean if you ride a bike all day?

    Will is so thin the light shines through him on a good day..

  • im just going to have to try and prove that im good enough. don't know how to do that tho.

    oh well never mind. what about a paper round? at least having done the route once you will not get lost.

  • fuck... you guys is being funny tonight

  • oh well never mind. what about a paper round? at least having done the route once you will not get lost.

    £50 wager.

  • Will is so thin the light shines through him on a good day..

    Alabasterwill.

  • The thing is, that although there are couriers on here, mostly there isn't. Riding a bike hasn't got that much to do with being a courier.
    As mentioned, go to Movint Target, go to their forum, look at the top, and you will find a whole guide for people wanting to be a messenger.
    If you go on there and start a new thread asking questions, one will be instantly dispatched to your house with a machete.

  • really not sure why we are giving advice

    he clearly cant do research, so probably wont be able to find the initiative to actually turn up to a job

    if he cannot use an internet search, how fucked will he be when it comes to the index in the a-z

  • really not sure why we are giving advice

    he clearly cant do research, so probably wont be able to find the initiative to actually turn up to a job

    if he cannot use an internet search, how fucked will he be when it comes to the index in the a-z

    Ask his sat nav to tell him were to go ;) which he will buy with ALLL the money you earn being a courier.

  • really not sure why we are giving advice

    The thread to check on the Moving Target Forum is called 'Got a question about being or becoming a bicycle messenger / cycle courer? Check for answers here.'

  • really not sure why we are giving advice

    he clearly cant do research, so probably wont be able to find the initiative to actually turn up to a job

    if he cannot use an internet search, how fucked will he be when it comes to the index in the a-z

    Advice, really?

  • i was offered a job at Courier Systems - they seem desperate for any guttersnipe with a bike and more than one leg to work for them. Anyone with no experience interested in getting courier work should just roll down to their offices and they'll probably hire you on the spot.

    (i turned it down for a cushy, well-paid, desk-based research post at UCL. Win!)

  • my old company now has a full time position, they gave me a leg up so i want to help them fill it, if you know me and want to try it out send me a PM and i'll give you the controller's # and my recommendation, not the best company by any stretch, but a good way to get experience.

  • PM the Crowe....

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